The Toaster Song

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By Lovesick and Sick of It •

*This song was written by me and My cousin Rebecca when we were at my grandma's house one night.... we preform it all the time now.* Becky- I think my toaster's trying to kill me It shoots toast like hot kitchen Knives And whenever I go near it It's always got that spirit To give Me a face full of rye Kim: I think my cousin's going crazy She thinks the appliances r mad Her toaster's got it made Cuz it knows that she's afraid And it's scaring her mom and dad Both of us- OH NO! The toasters are marching! The waffle machines are right behind! And here come the blenders! They'll never surrender! And we Don't have time To Finish this rhyme..... TOASTERS!!!

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October 19, 2005 00:38Whirlwynd

We should have added something about paper clips >D

October 25, 2005 20:07Sandwich Massacre

perfect. absolutely fantastibly awetabulous. now that is what i call good art.