*This song was written by me and My cousin Rebecca when we
were at my grandma's house one night.... we preform it all
the time now.*

Becky-
I think my toaster's trying to kill me
It shoots toast like hot kitchen Knives
And whenever I go near it
It's always got that spirit
To give Me a face full of rye

Kim:
I think my cousin's going crazy
She thinks the appliances r mad
Her toaster's got it made
Cuz it knows that she's afraid
And it's scaring her mom and dad

Both of us-
OH NO! The toasters are marching!
The waffle machines are right behind!
And here come the blenders!
They'll never surrender!
And we Don't have time
To Finish this rhyme.....
TOASTERS!!!