Yaya Hoodiddly (goblin mating song)

Oh big and green and kinda stinky Looking for some love But no one will give this goblin lovin Not even god above He’s sad and lonely, it’s so depressin To see a goblin cry There must be a way, must be someone Or he’s gonna die Suddenly he’s in the mood He’s got the groove, he wants some food He’s throwing sticks and globs of goo and whaling… YAYA HOODIDDLY! I like worms cuz they are wiggly! YAYA HOODIDDLY! I want to give them to you YAYA HOODIDDLY! I want a pen to draw on your face and make squigglies SO YAYA HOODIDDLY! Will you have my babies? YAYA HOODIDDLY TO YOU! Oh big and green and kinda stinky Is his goblin lady love She caught his eye, she must have been Sent from god above For only a god could create Such a gross and grimy date She looked at him and gave a smile Oh he couldn’t wait Suddenly she’s up and dancin In swampy sludge, oh she’s out prancin Loving shiny things and yellin… YAYA HOODIDDLY! I like worms cuz they are wiggly! YAYA HOODIDDLY! I want to give them to you YAYA HOODIDDLY! I want a pen to draw on your face and make squigglies SO YAYA HOODIDDLY! I will have your babies! YAYA HOODIDDLY TO YOU! Throw some mud, oh they’re so happy Stealing shiny makes them jolly Making babies is their hobby As they all shout YAYA HOODIDDLY! 2004