Oh big and green and kinda stinky
Looking for some love
But no one will give this goblin lovin
Not even god above
He’s sad and lonely, it’s so depressin
To see a goblin cry
There must be a way, must be someone
Or he’s gonna die

Suddenly he’s in the mood
He’s got the groove, he wants some food
He’s throwing sticks and globs of goo and whaling…

YAYA HOODIDDLY! 
I like worms cuz they are wiggly!
YAYA HOODIDDLY!
I want to give them to you
YAYA HOODIDDLY!
I want a pen to draw on your face and make squigglies
SO YAYA HOODIDDLY!  Will you have my babies?
YAYA HOODIDDLY TO YOU!

Oh big and green and kinda stinky
Is his goblin lady love
She caught his eye, she must have been
Sent from god above
For only a god could create
Such a gross and grimy date
She looked at him and gave a smile
Oh he couldn’t wait

Suddenly she’s up and dancin
In swampy sludge, oh she’s out prancin
Loving shiny things and yellin…

YAYA HOODIDDLY! 
I like worms cuz they are wiggly!
YAYA HOODIDDLY!
I want to give them to you
YAYA HOODIDDLY!
I want a pen to draw on your face and make squigglies
SO YAYA HOODIDDLY!  I will have your babies!
YAYA HOODIDDLY TO YOU!

Throw some mud, oh they’re so happy
Stealing shiny makes them jolly
Making babies is their hobby
As they all shout YAYA HOODIDDLY!

2004