The STD Belief, by Sandwich Massacre Subscribe to rss feed for Sandwich Massacre

Don’t touch me with your STD’s
I don’t want AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Leave me out of your escapades
I don’t want your AIDS AIDS AIDS!

The Africans touched the monkeys
I don’t want AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Your strange growths make me afraid
I don’t want your AIDS AIDS AIDS!

Vagina…… vagina…… vagina….
Sludge slime horny mime
Don’t touch my clit 
For it is mine!

Don’t touch me with your STD’s
I don’t want your genital herpes
I don’t want to discharge quarts
I don’t want your genital warts!

Don’t put your penis in my twat
My vagina will not rot
Nor will it smell like yeast
My vagina is an organ, not a bread feast!

Penis…. Penis….. Penis…..
Riff roff I’m not a sloth
I don’t want to taste like
Tuna broth!

Don’t touch me with your STD’s
I’d rather have 3rd degree scurvy
Don’t touch me in my vagina
I don’t deserve Chlamydia
 
Don’t touch me with your gonorrhea
I’d rather have profuse diarrhea  
I don’t want your syphilis 
I want comfort when I piss!

Don’t touch me with your STD’s
I don’t want AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Leave me out of your escapades
I don’t want your AIDS AIDS AIDS!

2005
Posted: 2005-11-06 16:35:21 UTC

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