anus... Anus... ANUS...ANUS!
did you ever go from behind and miss the other hole?
did you ever feel intrusion deep within your soul?
butt sex is one of those wonders that the books don't let
you know!
so grab the ears, this may sound queer! and stick it down
below....
*taps*
oh, it's tight and kinda squishy, what's that funky smell?
most religions say this position will surely lead you to
hell
but ask her how she likes it and this is what she'll say:
oh, it's so sensitive, you see, it even makes its own juice
i'm addicted to your pelvic thrusting into my caboose
i never understood why they called it a christmas goose
it's much more fun to hump just like a schizophrenic moose!
*plays the fiddle*
so some of you sitting back at home, you squint and make a
face
well, did you ever touch your ass hole after you hit 3rd
base?
some of you may still find it gross, and thats just fine
with me
but don't discriminate, don't you hate! three cheers for
sodomy!
move over equal marriage, pro-choice and social security
this is no ad-lib, Dubya has dibs! THREE CHEERS FOR
SO-DO-MYYYYYYYY
2005