Anus Sodomus

anus... Anus... ANUS...ANUS! did you ever go from behind and miss the other hole? did you ever feel intrusion deep within your soul? butt sex is one of those wonders that the books don't let you know! so grab the ears, this may sound queer! and stick it down below.... *taps* oh, it's tight and kinda squishy, what's that funky smell? most religions say this position will surely lead you to hell but ask her how she likes it and this is what she'll say: oh, it's so sensitive, you see, it even makes its own juice i'm addicted to your pelvic thrusting into my caboose i never understood why they called it a christmas goose it's much more fun to hump just like a schizophrenic moose! *plays the fiddle* so some of you sitting back at home, you squint and make a face well, did you ever touch your ass hole after you hit 3rd base? some of you may still find it gross, and thats just fine with me but don't discriminate, don't you hate! three cheers for sodomy! move over equal marriage, pro-choice and social security this is no ad-lib, Dubya has dibs! THREE CHEERS FOR SO-DO-MYYYYYYYY 2005