Patty… Patty… Patty

Patty, get your hands off my cake
You eat another bite and you won’t live to see another
day
Patty, get your own chocolate cake!
Make it with your sweat and blood and put your whole body
into it
Patty, this is my chocolate cake!
But you just take it away from me…
AWAY FROM ME~!

*Patty ate my cake!
That bitch ate my cake!
Yummy luscious chocolate 
Soft and moist and scrumptious 
Patty ate my cake!
Patty ate my cake!
All those stupid people…
Why must you eat my cake?

Patty, get that fork off my cake!
How dare you tear it up into a crummy disappointment
Patty, you just killed my cake!
It used to be so pretty and had the perfect shape
Patty, that was my chocolate cake!
But you just take it away from me…
AWAY FROM ME~!

Patty ate my cake!
That slut ate my cake!
Tasty little sprinkles
Mushy chocolate chunks
Patty ate my cake!
Patty ate my cake!
All those stupid addictions…
Why must you eat my cake?

Patty, this was my cake
Not near to being your cake
Why must you torture me?
I don’t wanna eat baked beans!


Beans, weren’t meant to be baked
But my chocolate cake was
It was my chocolate cake!

*

 
Patty, get your own!
Patty, get your own!
Patty, get your own cake!
Get your own cake!
Get your own cake!
Patty, get your own cake!
Patty, get your own chocolate cake
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