PATTY ATE MY CAKE

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By Sandwich Massacre

Patty… Patty… Patty Patty, get your hands off my cake You eat another bite and you won’t live to see another day Patty, get your own chocolate cake! Make it with your sweat and blood and put your whole body into it Patty, this is my chocolate cake! But you just take it away from me… AWAY FROM ME~! *Patty ate my cake! That bitch ate my cake! Yummy luscious chocolate Soft and moist and scrumptious Patty ate my cake! Patty ate my cake! All those stupid people… Why must you eat my cake? Patty, get that fork off my cake! How dare you tear it up into a crummy disappointment Patty, you just killed my cake! It used to be so pretty and had the perfect shape Patty, that was my chocolate cake! But you just take it away from me… AWAY FROM ME~! Patty ate my cake! That slut ate my cake! Tasty little sprinkles Mushy chocolate chunks Patty ate my cake! Patty ate my cake! All those stupid addictions… Why must you eat my cake? Patty, this was my cake Not near to being your cake Why must you torture me? I don’t wanna eat baked beans! Beans, weren’t meant to be baked But my chocolate cake was It was my chocolate cake! * Patty, get your own! Patty, get your own! Patty, get your own cake! Get your own cake! Get your own cake! Patty, get your own cake! Patty, get your own chocolate cake 2002

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