There is nothing more natural than love
And the desire to share one’s life
So who’s to judge their relationships?
And to choose their wife?
So once there was a cow
She loved another cow
But whenever she performed oral sex on her
The farmer chased her with a plow

*oh! A lesbian cow! Their lesbian cows
innocent love they have
they graze in the same fields you see
just them two away from three
they just wanna run away and break free
lesbian cows you see, lesbian cows

there is nothing more natural than poo
and the desire to poo some more
so who’s to say they can’t poo together?
its not like she’s being a whore
so yes, this poor cow
who loved another cow
but whenever she licked the others utters
the farmer would beat her down
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they gaze on the same stars at night
they’d share their love until its light
why does this have to be such a fight?
No one can say who’s wrong or right
Lesbian cows you see, lesbian cows
2003