These Shiny Pants

Ice cream, pie, porn, and muffins Are my absolute 4 favorite words, come on! X2 So it’s the kinda life I lead The kind I lead for me The kind that makes me see How to be happy I wandered long and far God knows where we are We’re just among the stars Driving in our cars And all I wanna be is me, I’m me, you’re you And all that I can see is right in front of me and you My life is full of… Ice cream, pie, porn and muffins Its all about the good stuff, sweet stuff, and spending it all Everybody looks good, feels sweet but always wants more But I’m just here, wasting time in life and learning what its all for Wonderin what its all for I’m happy where I am Right where I stand And if I wanna jump to there In my underwear I can I can Happy where I am Happy where I stand And if I wanna do a dance In these shiny pants I can I can I can. Ice cream, pie, porn, video games and muffins Taste good, feels right, I like to breathe the air Chocolate, pandas, fluffy little balls of cotton This is my life and I don’t got another one to spare So if I wanna jump to there Or do that dance Or just stay right here In my shiny pants I can Or if I want to sing And not shed a single care Sing bout everything In my underwear I can And if I wanna run To the end of the world I’d jump up to the sun And I’d be a girl I can I can I can do anything X3 With my life 2004