BOOB AND GUM SONG

There is something like a: Goopy, chunky, sticky, lumpy, skanky, piece of gum Flavorless and colorless icky piece of gum ON MY BREAST Get it off! Get it off! Get your gum off my boob! I don’t approve! I don’t approve! What will you do? Your enzymes, spit, amino acids are eating at my clothes! Get it off! Get it off! Get your gum off my boob! There is something like a: Dirty, douschy, stinky, yucky disgusting piece of gum Scentless and formless asymmetrical piece of gum ON MY BREAST Get it off! Get it off! Get your hand off my boob! I don’t approve, you’ve grabbed my boob! What are you doing?! Your syphilis and hand fungus is eating my clothes! Get off! Get off! Get your hand off my boob! There is something on my breast It is your gum and hand Please take your germs And take your stank And put it back in your mouth! Open up and stick your tongue out Then bend over and I’ll kick you to the south OH WHY THE HE~LL IS MY BO~OB IN YO~UR MO~UTH! 2002