Im sorry that you hate the world
and that everything has gone wrong
Im sorry you're so miserable
and that your life has to be so long.
Im sorry that you hate your mom
after all, you're only her daughter.
Im sorry you have to resort to drugs
because reality is *that* terrible for you.
Im sorry i had hope for you
because i thought i was being a good friend.
Im sorry you have to be so blind
and miss out on life's joys.
Im really sorry my life is so much better 
because i dont bitch and complain the way you do.
But, my dear, distant, ex-best friend,
what Im really sorry for
is not being good enough for you,
and for all the times i "betrayed" you.
Now that I've apologized for all my "wrong doings"
i hope you have a sense of satisfaction 
knowing YOU pushed ME away.
Carry on with your life, like you were going to do anyway.
You're just a memory im working on forgetting about.