shell-tered robot turtles rusting in the sea
want to be a tortoise but they can't defeat the tree
it stands real tall with apples, and lobster as a sword
it charges in mass fury as it drives madly in its ford
all the trees in their fords
now the lobster king renounced his throne and fled to the
bay
for he refused to watch his soldiers be used in a bloody
belligerent
way
and then the trees became violent, spilling oil in the
water
the lobster king died leaving the entire kingdom to his
daughter!
she gave the soldiers band-aids and dressed the trees in
kilts
she built a land for the robot turtles and turned some trees
into
stilts
trees became stilts
now thanks to the queen lobster, robot turtles remain
rust-free
she gave them jam and lemonade where they are now happy
where everyone is now happy!
2003