My Tuna Ate Your Cat, by Sandwich Massacre Subscribe to rss feed for Sandwich Massacre

you think you have a furry fury
you think he is a storm
but wait til you see what i've got in store
it's truly beyond the norm...
ohhhhhh
out of the way!
out of the way!
my tuna got out of the bowl!
it's a parade!
it's a parade!
my tuna's in your home!
watch out, abe lincoln it really is quite dangerous
to be sitting out on the lawn
my tuna is pretty pissed off
and he thinks you are a moron!
not in the house!
not in the house!
stay away from my kitty cat!
rip out your claws!
rip out your claws!
slice and dice it into a tatami mat!
oh, but don't be so alarmed mr. old president man
you know you shouldn’t be stressed about that
what else can you do, you can't fight the inevitable
cuz my TUNA JUST ATE YOUR CAT!
2002
Posted: 2005-11-06 16:48:05 UTC

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2005-11-02 21:30:01waterlily
this poem doesnt make any logical sense to me.

2005-11-02 23:54:12Sandwich Massacre
is it supposed to?

2005-11-17 05:42:51~JaLeEsA lOvEs PoLkA dOtS~
it made me giggle.

2006-03-02 16:00:34The Space Between
Awesome....