My Tuna Ate Your Cat

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By Sandwich Massacre

you think you have a furry fury you think he is a storm but wait til you see what i've got in store it's truly beyond the norm... ohhhhhh out of the way! out of the way! my tuna got out of the bowl! it's a parade! it's a parade! my tuna's in your home! watch out, abe lincoln it really is quite dangerous to be sitting out on the lawn my tuna is pretty pissed off and he thinks you are a moron! not in the house! not in the house! stay away from my kitty cat! rip out your claws! rip out your claws! slice and dice it into a tatami mat! oh, but don't be so alarmed mr. old president man you know you shouldn’t be stressed about that what else can you do, you can't fight the inevitable cuz my TUNA JUST ATE YOUR CAT! 2002

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November 2, 2005 21:30waterlily

this poem doesnt make any logical sense to me.

November 2, 2005 23:54Sandwich Massacre

is it supposed to?

November 17, 2005 05:42~JaLeEsA lOvEs PoLkA dOtS~

it made me giggle.

March 2, 2006 16:00The Space Between

Awesome....