if you werent such a pest

if you werent such a pest than your muscle i could test if you werent such a beast i wouldnt say i loved you the least but you are the most infamous pest of all if i had my way it is your name i could not recall but you are the most monsterous beast in the land forget me say "i do" and bidding as you command if you werent such a brat i wouldnt look at you like queer rat if you werent such an evil wicked man i might have hope and think i can