if you werent such a pest
than your muscle i could test
if you werent such a beast
i wouldnt say i loved you the least

but you are the most infamous pest of all
if i had my way it is your name i could not recall
but you are the most monsterous beast in the land
forget me say "i do" and bidding as you command

if you werent such a brat
i wouldnt look at you like queer rat
if you werent such an evil wicked man
i might have hope and think i can