He's Rather Fat
He's rather rude
Is there a moment he isn't eating food?
He likes to Bitch
He likes his life
But with a belly like that he won't get a wife

Why can't he be Jolly like santa Clause
For his shitty doco he got more than an applause
Taking the credit for poor steves idea
While he sits at a table feasting on dear

Behind our backs he called us "Baffoons"
But I'd rather be one than look like a balloon

Finally I'd like to say
Lee, are you a fuckin gay?
We see you eyeing up steve sometimes
On faceparty U looked at his pix online
And ofcourse U rubbing collin's leg
Then drinking from his cock, collins smeg