Leeroy

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By Ryan

He's Rather Fat He's rather rude Is there a moment he isn't eating food? He likes to Bitch He likes his life But with a belly like that he won't get a wife Why can't he be Jolly like santa Clause For his shitty doco he got more than an applause Taking the credit for poor steves idea While he sits at a table feasting on dear Behind our backs he called us "Baffoons" But I'd rather be one than look like a balloon Finally I'd like to say Lee, are you a fuckin gay? We see you eyeing up steve sometimes On faceparty U looked at his pix online And ofcourse U rubbing collin's leg Then drinking from his cock, collins smeg

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December 1, 2005 20:33My_pain_your_thrill

LOL!!! I think he is gay, and eats far too much!! Funny funny poem dude xoxox

lol lee yep thats a perfect likeness!! I think he knows he will never get ANYTHING ever from anyone and so hes turning to men as his last resort shame i think even gay men have taste!!

December 4, 2005 04:29love nothing >>--

cute....not something id expect from a guy, no offense, but i saw the name Ryan and i had to come see..good job...