Rudolf the smelly reindeer
Had very stinky clothes
And if you ever passed him
You would have to hold your nose.

All of the other reindeers
Used to stick their heads in the snow
They all laughed at Rudolf
Because he had B.O

Then one annual camping trip
In the middle of the night.

Someone crept upto Rudolf's tent
And gave him Deodarent.

Then all the reindeers loved him
Said that he smelled perefect
Because what he'd been sprayed with
Gave him the linx effect.