X-Mas My Style - "When Santa got stuck in Glesgi"

By Hope in A Bottle •
When Santa got stuck in Glesgi
He was oot'a luck
'cause a' the Neds
Turnd their heads,
And shouted "Ya fat fuck!"
They jumped on his sleigh
Lookin' for burbarry
And smaked him in the pus
When Santa got stuck in Glesgi
He had ti go hame in a bus.