im glad u find it funny; 
all my woes and despaires.
im happy to see u excited ,
when u shave off all my hairs
im delighted that u need me
to be your caterer
when you're hangin overer
overer

im glad u think it funny
to hoot and clap real loud,
when i am on the fone 
or if we are in a crowd.
dont assume it bothers me
just fart and make me proud!
OH LOOK! a big poo cloud!

so many things to be thankful for 
on this special day
im thankful that i found u there
im so glad u weren't gay!
and since you're sweet and cute to boot
i'll look over all the things
that make u grose and 
if u bring me a rose 
i'll kiss u all the day