Oh jeez oh bees i ate my knees
my calves are hanging by a string
i'm embarassed, i'm sad, oh hell i've gone mad!
this is such a scary thing

the blood is gushing from my thighs
i got some marrow in my eyes!
and pieces of fleshy fun stick from my teeth
my fingers red and pruny too
i might need a tissue or two!
although it was much tastier than beef

oh jees oh bees i ate my knees
i was hungry, hey what can i say?
i was sitting in a park, heard all the dogs bark
but it was time for ME to eat my knees today

they hid their eyes and some did plea
some of them ran and said "not MY knees!"
they hid their children's eyes from the blasphemy
i giggled a little, it seemed absurd
i had no calves, and i'm not a bird
i could never catch you to enjoy another delicacy

oh jees oh bees i ate my knees
but i have little to regret
someday someone will give me new knees
and i'll eat them, too, you bet!