Patella Delicatessen

Oh jeez oh bees i ate my knees my calves are hanging by a string i'm embarassed, i'm sad, oh hell i've gone mad! this is such a scary thing the blood is gushing from my thighs i got some marrow in my eyes! and pieces of fleshy fun stick from my teeth my fingers red and pruny too i might need a tissue or two! although it was much tastier than beef oh jees oh bees i ate my knees i was hungry, hey what can i say? i was sitting in a park, heard all the dogs bark but it was time for ME to eat my knees today they hid their eyes and some did plea some of them ran and said "not MY knees!" they hid their children's eyes from the blasphemy i giggled a little, it seemed absurd i had no calves, and i'm not a bird i could never catch you to enjoy another delicacy oh jees oh bees i ate my knees but i have little to regret someday someone will give me new knees and i'll eat them, too, you bet!