Captain Toaster and The Dancing Waffles of Doom, by Blackened_Sky
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Captain toaster went to college
In search of musical knowledge
While he was there
He met
A curious group of waffles
Singing and dancing
The sound they made
Was incredibly offal
Mesmerized
He couldn’t move
His legs glued to the spot
He started to despair
But to stand and stare
His eyes and ears
Just could not bear
So he fired a pop tart
From the slit in his back
Hitting the lead waffle
Right in his baw sack
The waffle fell whimpering
Feeling his masculinity sinking
He cried
And floods of tears came pouring
From his eyes
After this insult
The waffles wanted captain toasters
Demise
Needless to say captain toaster took
Along time to die
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Posted: 2006-03-14 00:31:32 UTC |
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2006-03-20 18:38:23 | Faith |
So strange... |
2006-04-28 18:23:15 | lost the lonely dead |
*laughs* dude....what are you smoking? its so odd....but it made me laugh |
2007-01-11 05:51:28 | User |
Confusing..what were you trying to convey..?? Well, it's entertaining though.. |