Captain toaster went to college
In search of musical knowledge 
While he was there 
He met 
A curious group of waffles 
Singing and dancing 
The sound they made 
Was incredibly offal
Mesmerized 
He couldn’t move
His legs glued to the spot
He started to despair 
But to stand and stare 
His eyes and ears 
Just could not bear
So he fired a pop tart 
From the slit in his back 
Hitting the lead waffle
Right in his baw sack 
The waffle fell whimpering
Feeling his masculinity sinking
He cried 
And floods of tears came pouring 
From his eyes
After this insult 
The waffles wanted captain toasters
Demise  
Needless to say captain toaster took 
Along time to die