Captain Toaster and The Dancing Waffles of Doom

Captain toaster went to college In search of musical knowledge While he was there He met A curious group of waffles Singing and dancing The sound they made Was incredibly offal Mesmerized He couldn’t move His legs glued to the spot He started to despair But to stand and stare His eyes and ears Just could not bear So he fired a pop tart From the slit in his back Hitting the lead waffle Right in his baw sack The waffle fell whimpering Feeling his masculinity sinking He cried And floods of tears came pouring From his eyes After this insult The waffles wanted captain toasters Demise Needless to say captain toaster took Along time to die