if your not scottish you might not get this one but is about
something that happend to me a while ago on a bus comming
back from a club in edinburgh dont worry the spelling and
grammer are meant to be wrong!!

Look at yae 
Yae pure dobber
Wi yae’r baggie trousers
‘nd yae’r spikey hair

Yae gofic punk
Ill chib yae
Yae bam
Wi ma bottle ei bucky
In ma hand

Pick yae’r winday
wee man  
Cos yae’r goin’ through it
Look at yae 
Yae’r bleedin
i smashed yae'r mooth 
I’m a fuckin big man